Because you are thinking of getting married.

Because you are already married.

Because you are having an affair on the side.

Because your boss drives you nuts.

Because, lately, you gladly suffer fools.

Because everybody else does so.

Because everybody wants you to.

Because it is better than going to a Confession.

Because it is a family trait.

Because he’s the only person you can bond with.

Because he’s the only person who gives you a patient hearing.

Because you can now afford one.