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Sunday, November 4, 2001
Article

Why you should...
...be a corrupt politician

 

  • Illustration by Sandeep JoshiBecause the more corrupt you are, the higher you will go.

  • Because you are tired of being a non-achiever.

  • Because money power and politics is a deadly combination.

  • Because that is the only way you will ever make headlines.

  • Because you always believed in notoriety being same as fame.

  • Because you like women who find corruption irresistible.

  • Because you will have provided for your seven generations.

  • Because you have treated corrupt netas as your role models.

  • Because that is the only way you always be in power.

  • Because it is so glamorous to face an inquiry.

  • Because parties may come and go, you will be there forever.

  • Because there’s no joy more than giving and taking of bribes.
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