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Sunday,
November 4, 2001
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Why you should...
...be a corrupt politician
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Because the more
corrupt you are, the higher you will go.
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Because you are tired
of being a non-achiever.
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Because money power
and politics is a deadly combination.
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Because that is the
only way you will ever make headlines.
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Because you always
believed in notoriety being same as fame.
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Because you like women
who find corruption irresistible.
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Because you will have
provided for your seven generations.
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Because you have
treated corrupt netas as your role models.
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Because that is the
only way you always be in power.
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Because it is so
glamorous to face an inquiry.
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Because parties may
come and go, you will be there forever.
- Because there’s no joy more than
giving and taking of bribes.
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