Because no one can ever accuse you of lacking drive.

Because you believe in driving in haste, repenting at leisure.

Because only cowards drive slowly.

Because you love to fly with your vehicle.

Because the more rash you are, the more rakish you will look.

Because your girlfriend can then hold on to your waist.

Because that’s the only way you will ever be a fast number.

Because that’s the only time you can afford to be rash.

Because you think only sissies are law-abiding.

Because it means you can court danger.

Because you always wanted to be a rallyist and couldn’t.

Because you want to marry speed and divorce caution.

Because you want to stick out your tongue at the traffic cops.

Because you want to have an accident and then flip for the nurse.

Because you want to end up in a heap by the roadside.

Because you have been seeing so many thrillers

Because it is the most desirable thing to do.

Because what is a man if he can’t throw caution to the winds.