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Faith

A nun who works for a local home healthcare agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it there was a station just down the street. She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up. The attendant regretfully told her that the only can he owned had just been loaned out, but if she would care to wait he was sure it would be back shortly.

Since the nun was on way to see a patient she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. After looking through her car for something to carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried it to the station and filled it with gasoline. As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car two men walked by. One was heard to exclaim, "Now that is what I call faith!"

A boy is running along a road and meets a woman. He says, "Aunt, would you like a candy?"

"Thank you, my boy. Thank you."

She takes the candy and chews it.

"Thank you, it’s a very good candy."

"That was I thought too, but why both my dog and my cat spat it out?"

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance.

"This is a very smart dog,"the man commented.

"Not so smart," said one of the players. "Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail."

— Compiled by Sunil Sharma