Webside humour
Punishment

A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. "Do you watch much television here?"

"Only the daytime shows of Kahani ghar ghar ki, Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi, Kasauti Zindagi ki, etc," the inmate said. "At night, we’re locked in our cells and don’t see any television".

"That’s too bad," the reporter said, "But I do think it is nice that the warden lets you watch it in the daytime."

"What do you mean, nice?" the inmate said. "That’s part of the punishment."

The Late Night TV hosts take their cracks at the Bush administration...

"A new poll says that if the election were held today, John Kerry would beat President Bush by a double digit margin. The White House is so worried about this, they’re now thinking of moving up the capture of Osama Bin Laden to next month." — Jay Leno

Compiled by Sunil Sharma