WEBSIDE HUMOUR
Tricky question

A man was sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. One of his friends walks in and asks what the problem is. "Well," he said, "I ran afoul of one of those women’s questions women ask. Now I’m in deep trouble at home."

"What kind of question?" his friend asked.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her if she was old, fat and ugly."

"That’s easy," his friend said. "You just say ‘Of course I will’".

"Yeah", he said, "That’s what I did, except I said ‘Of course I do...’."

As he reviewed pilot crash reports, an Air Force military science professor stumbled upon this understated entry: "After a catastrophic engine failure, I landed long. As I had no power, the landing gear failed to deploy and no braking was available. I bounced over the stone wall at the end of the runway, struck the trailer of a truck while crossing the perimeter road, crashed through the guardrail, grazed off a large pine tree, ran over a tractor parked in the adjacent field and hit another tree. Then I lost control."

A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a movie theatre and sat down, the handful of people there applauded. He thought to himself, "I can’t believe it. People recognise me all the way up here." Then a man came over to him and said, "Thanks for coming. They won’t start the movie unless we have 10 customers or more."

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.

"What’ll you have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out.
"Yuck, that’s terrible!" she spluttered. "I don’t know how you can drink this stuff." "Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!"

Compiled by Sunil Sharma