WEBSIDE HUMOUR
Way to hell

A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago."

"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.

"Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a Hell. "Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is."

A 75-year-old was sitting in a park feeding the pigeons a loaf of fresh bread. Little by little, pinch by pinch, she fed each pigeon with joy. Suddenly a man in his early 40s approached her and asked that she shouldn’t throw away good food on a bunch of pigeons that can find food anywhere when there are a lot of people starving in Africa. She replied without hesitation, "But I can’t throw that far!"

A husband came home from office one night and saw his wife crying.

He asked "what’s wrong?"

She said, "I’m home sick."

Bewildered husband said, "But, this is your home." "Yes," she replied, "and I’m sick of it!"

A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, "At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day."

"Can’t", replied the farmer, "At night I haul water for the hole."

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances. "Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn’t hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor. "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag

Compiled by Sunil Sharma