WEBSIDE HUMOUR
First aid

The third grade class was being given a course in first aid. The question was asked, “What would you do if you had a younger sibling who swallowed a house key?”

After a pause, one of the students answered, “Easy! I’d climb through the window.”

Beach wear

A Bedouin wandering in the Sahara happened to come across an American dressed in a bathing suit, flip-flops, a big over-sized T-shirt and sunglasses.

The Bedouin gazed at him in amazement, “What are you doing all the way out here dressed like that?”

“I’m going swimming,” the tourist explained. “But the ocean is eight hundred miles away,” the Arab informed him. “Eight hundred miles!” the American exclaimed with a whistle of appreciation. “Boy, wow, what a beach!”

Universal truth

Young son: “Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”

Dad: “That happens in every country, son.”

Daring dear

A couple making plans for their vacation. Wife: “I am afraid the mountain air would disagree with me”.

Husband: “My love, it wouldn’t dare”!

Heart to heart

A doctor said to his patient: “You have a slight heart condition, but I wouldn’t worry about it.”

“Really, doc?” the patient replied. “Well, if you had a slight heart condition I wouldn’t worry about it either.”

Compiled by Sunil Sharma