WEBSIDE HUMOUR
Most wanted

Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want him very badly." So Little Johnny asked, "Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?"

"Doctor, I have a son who thinks he’s a chicken," said the man. "Why don’t you bring him in for treatment?" asked the doctor.

"We need the eggs," replied the man.

A teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favourite Old Testament story, and as she moved around the class, she saw there were many wonderful drawings being done. Then she came across Johnny who had drawn a man driving an old car. In the back seat were two passengers, both scantily dressed. "It’s a lovely picture, but which story does it tell?" said the teacher. Johnny seemed surprised at the question. "Well," he exclaimed, "doesn’t it say in the Bible that God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden
of Eden?"

As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a`A0`A0lady asked the stewardess: "What’s that stuff all over those`A0`A0 hills?"

"Just snow," replied the stewardess.`A0"That’s what I thought," said the lady, "but this fellow in front of me said it was Greece."`A0`A0

Compiled by Sunil Sharma