WEBSIDE HUMOUR
Whiz-kid

A group of children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. "Davy, what noise does a cow make?" "It goes moo, miss."

"Alice, what noise does a cat make?" "It goes meow, miss."

"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?" "It goes baaa, miss."

"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?" "It goes`85 click, miss."

A guy’s in the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switch when the guy gets the hiccups.

The warden says, "Do you have any last requests?"

The guy says, "(hic) Yeah... (hic) could you please do (hic) could you please do something to scare me?"

A visitor to Texas once asked, "Does it ever rain out here?" A rancher quickly answered, "Yes, it does."

"When?" asked the visitor. "Do you remember that part in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?"

The visitor replied, "Yes, I’m familiar with Noah’s flood." "Well," the rancher puffed up, "we got about half an inch that time."

An angry motorist went back to a garage where he’d purchased an expensive battery for his car six months earlier. He grumbled to the owner of the garage, "When I bought that battery, you said it would be the last battery my car would ever need. It died after only six months!"

"Sorry," apologised the garage owner. "I didn’t think your car would last longer than that."

Husband asks: "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is "Without Information Fighting Everything"

Wife replies: "No, it means "With Idiot For Ever".

Compiled by Sunil Sharma