Net picking
The
car
My grandmother lives in
Hermanus. Recently, a friend of hers, a woman about 55
years old, was out shopping. When she returned to her
car, there were six black men sitting in it. Being the
kind of feisty woman who packs a gun for emergencies, she
whipped it out and yelled, "I know how to use it,
and Im quite prepared to. Get out!"
The men jumped out of
the car and ran away.
The woman then got into
the car, and to her confusion, the key wouldnt fit
in the ignition. Wrong car. Not hers. Oops.
Realising her little
faux pas, she thought she better report her mistake at
the police station. Which she did. When she told the
officer on duty the story, he started laughing. And when
he could speak again, he pointed at the six terrified
black men sitting at the other end of the room six
men whod just reported being hijacked by an elderly
white lady.
Overturned
wagon
It seems a farm boy
accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer
who lived nearby heard the noise.
"Hey Willis!"
the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in
with us. Then Ill help you get the wagon up."
"Thats mighty
nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I
dont think Pa would like me to."
"Aw, come on,"
the farmer insisted.
"Well okay,"
the boy finally agreed, and added, "But Pa
wont like it."
After a hearty dinner,
Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now,
but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Dont be
foolish!" the neighbour said with a smile. "By
the way, where is he?"
"Under the
wagon."
(These jokes have been
culled from various sites on the Internet by Sunil
Sharma)

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