Garbage called astrology
I DO not think we Indians will
ever get out of the clutches of astrologers, palmists,
numerologists and other charlatans who live by making
forecasts. It is clear as daylight that planets do not
influence human behaviour in any way and all that is
attributed to people according to the signs of the zodiac
is absolute hogwash. In 1962 when eight planets were in
conjunction (Ashta graha) and every single
astrologer pronounced that the end of the world had come,
nothing happened. The planets were in similar conjunction
earlier this year.
This time soothsayers
did not predict doomsday and were saved from proving
themselves uncorrect again. But no matter how wrong they
are proved over and over again, our gullibility is such
that we continue to repose faith in their forecasts.
Every newspaper and magazine has its paid astrologer.
Readers pour over their predictions day after day, hoping
for a windfall in their fortunes or in dread of a
catastrophe to come. Nothing happens. Nevertheless we go
on calling astrology a science, which it most certainly
is not. We have become mentally sick.
The prime time for the
tribe of forecasters is the eve of elections. They make a
killing predicting who will win and which party will
lose. Our widely circulating magazines like India
Today, Sunday and The Week have already
launched this exercise. The only exception so far is Outlook.
The Asian Age has gone ahead with publishing on its
front page other items from the astrologers
lexicon: Rahu Kal, Yamagand, Gulika Kal. If we
take this kind of rubbish in our daily diet, how can we
hope to cultivate a scientific temper?
I have been provoked
into writing this angry piece by a homeopath (I refrain
from naming him as it might damage his practice) who
besides doling out sugar-coated pills also indulges in
astrology. He sent me his manuscript with a request that
I write the foreward. I begged to be excused as I did not
have the time to read what he had written. He wrote back
in angry letter telling me that in his book he had
predicted six months ago that India would make it to the
finals of the World Cup cricket tournament. And if that
proved to be wrong, I could dump his manuscript in the
waste-paper basket. I wrote back on his own letter,
"How can all educated men like you believe in this
kind of medieval garbage?" That very day our team
was out of reckoning in the tournament. The learned
doctors manuscript was not dumped in the
waste-paper basket, but sold to the kabariwala, as
all books on astrology deserve to be.
Bless
you !
We have gods and
goddesses by the millions. And go on manufacturing new
ones all the time. In Calcutta I discovered a goddess of
the Howrah Bridge and one installed in the High Court
compound known as High Courteshwari Devi. But I was more
than surprised to learn that there is a goddess of
sneezing. I am not sure about her name. I would not be
surprised if it is something like Neechehari Devi. What
is more surprising is that it is only sneezing that
invokes the protection of the divine and not other
uncontrollable human behaviour like yawning, hiccups or
breaking wind. And it is universal. In Germany it is Gesundheit,
in Arabic Yarhamal Allah and in Punjabi we say Rab
tera bhalaa karey.
This knee-jerk reaction
to sneezing has been there since time immemorial. My
friend Amir Tuteja who lives in Washington and has done
some research into the subject is of the opinion that it
comes from the belief that sneezing ejects the soul out
of the body. He quotes a learned librarian who found
references to sneezing in the most ancient texts. She
writes: "There are a lot of ancient beliefs about a
separate soul. When you dream your soul is out of your
body, so it cant get back in if you are
sneezing."
Another prevalent belief
is that when you sneeze, the heart misses a beat. There
is no truth in this as people often have a series of
explosive sneezes and survive to sneeze again. Those who
suffer from hay fever sneeze continuously without
damaging their hearts.
In most societies
sneezing is regarded as an ill-omen. If you sneeze as you
set out for the office, you retrace your steps backwards
into your home and start out again. Children are taught
how to suppress a sneeze as it is building up by clamping
their fingers on their nostrils or rubbing the back of
their necks. A sneeze at a religious ceremony like a
wedding is regarded most inauspicious. I am not sure if
there is any scientific or medical justification for the
awe in which people round the world regard a sneeze. Or
is it just a bharm superstition perpetuated
through the ages.
Will
to conquer
A brochure of a
charitable organisation based in Panjim (Goa) had besides
pictures of boys and girls learning different crafts on
its back page, a poem which I found inspiring. I could
not find the name of the author, but decided to share it
with my readers. Its title is "State of Mind":
If you think you are
beaten, you are;
If you think you dare not, you dont;
If youd like to win, but think you cant
Its almost certain you wont
If you think youll lose, youre lost
For out in the world we find
Success begins with a fellows will;
Its all in the state of the mind.
If you think youre outclassed, you are;
Youve got to think high to rise.
Youve got to be sure of yourself, before
You can ever win a prize.
Lifes battles dont always go
To the stronger or faster man;
But sooner or later the man who wins
Is the one who thinks he can.
When a
British D.C. gifted away his wife
My father late Lok Nath
Bajaj passed his civil engineering from Thomson College
Roorkee in December, 1913. When World War I started in
1914, he joined service as a military engineer and
continued with it for another 10 years. In 1924 while
posted at Northern Command headquarters at Rawalpindi, he
saw an advertisement in The Tribune for the job of
a District Engineer for Kangra district at Dharamsala.
Since he had been released from the Army, he took up the
post at Dharamsala in November, 1924, and continued there
for another 22 years. From the very start, he won the
complete confidence of his British D.C.S. by his
integrity and his command over English language. Another
point in his favour was that during annual tours to
far-off Lahaul Spiti he could walk faster from Manali to
Rohtang pass (13,000 feet) than his British officers on
horse-back.
By 1946 World War II had
ended and the British I.C.S. steel frame had softened and
were in a relaxed and friendly mood towards Indian
officers. A very easygoing young I.C.S. official Hibbert,
happened to be the D.C. Kangra, who took my father as an
advisor rather than a subordinate officer. On March 31,
1946, my father sent a big heap of files for
Hibberts signatures and hidden somewhere in the
files was a single sheet seeking his approval.
"If approved, Mrs
Hibbert be married to me".
Unsuspecting Hibbert
fell headlong in the trap and signed on the dotted line.
Next day on April 1 when
my father confronted the D.C. with his orders, Hibbert
was not found wanting in his sense of humour:
"Mr Lok Nath Bajaj
I have already had enough of her. I am happy she has some
takers."
(Contributed by Jai
Dev Bajaj, Pathankot)
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