|Saturday, September 23, 2000||
A YOUNG and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.
So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime.
Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said:
The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where!"
DURING the celebration of their 50th Wedding Anniversary the wife noticed a tear in her husbands eye.
"I never realized how sentimental you are," she said.
"That’s not it," he sniffed.
"Remember when your Father caught us in the barn, and he said if I didn’t marry you he’d send me to jail for 50 years?"
"Well, today I would have been a free man !!!"
grandson is playing in the water, while Sophie is standing on the
beach not wanting to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden, a huge
wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly over the spot where the
boy is in the ocean. The water recedes and the boy is no longer there.
He simply vanished.
Just then, another
huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes on the beach. As the
water recedes, the boy is standing there, smiling, splashing around as
if nothing had
A loud voice booms from the sky, "I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?"
Sophie responds, "Well, he was wearing a hat."
Culled from various sites on the Internet by Sunil Sharma.