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Sunday, July 1, 2001
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Why you should not go...
...to the movies

  • You can see them on video

  • A/c probably not working

  • You can do without rats for company

  • You donít want permanent ear damage from "super-duper accoustics"

  • Youíve seen it anyway

  • Youíd rather go bowling

  • Donít want to face a lathi charge

  • You are tired of removing chewing gum from your clothes

  • Might as will as say that the movies was terrible without seeing it rather than see it & say it

  • If youíve seen one, youíve seen all

  • There might be a fire and who wants a fiery death?
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