The early bird
may be catching the worm, but who wants the worm?
Why compete with
the rooster? After all, you are human and he is just a bird.
intellectually challenged feel the need to get up at insane hours
to prove the adage ‘early to bed and early to rise makes a man
healthy, wealthy and wise’ right and then fail so miserably.
Those who get up
early are still in those prehistoric times when human activity was
possible only during daylight. The invention of electricity has
not registered on these dimwits.
You don’t want
to miss out on the groovy night life.
You won’t have
to suffer from overnight hangovers.
Why add more
hours to your working day by starting off early.
all those late-night movie shows if you turn into bed at nine?
When it’s more
romantic watching the sunset, why bother to see the sunrise?
Your partner may
seek out someone else for moonlight dinners if you’re the
early-to-bed and early-to-rise type.
You can gaze at
the stars late into the night while those who get up early may end
up seeing stars during the day.
You can be an owl
and still have a lark.
You can dream
longer. In fact, if you slumber well past sunrise, you can even
qualify to be a day dreamer.
When you can hop
into a gym any time of the day why bother to go for a jog at the
sound of cock-a-doodle-doo?
- In a country where punctuality is
not a virtue why shock people by being early?