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Sunday, October 7, 2001
Article

Why you should...
...be a terror

  • Because fear is the key.

  • Because Gabbar Singh (Sholay) is your role model.

  • Because even love works best when fear is associated with it. Remember the famous lines, "Bhay bin hoi na preet."

  • Because you want to be one up on others. Be the terror rather than suffer it.

  • Because the world respects not only the strongest but also the ones who flaunt it the most.

  • Because the only real pleasure lies in making others cower before you.

  • Because nobody understands what moral suasion is all about.

  • Because the meek may inherit the earth but so far they have never ruled it.

  • Because thatís the only way you can camoflauge the fact that you are a sissy.

  • Because women love macho men.

  • Because this is the only way to tame a shrew.

  • Because it is a short-cut to fame.

  • Because you hate your fellow beings.

  • Because all the winners have been terrors in their own right.

  • Because you are a hen-pecked husband who wants to assert himself outside this home, at least.

  • Because the "office terror" gets more respect than the "office softie."

  • Because obedience comes more easily to people than cooperation.

  • Because leadership entails putting fear in the hearts of people.

  • Because terror makes people malleable quickly. Love takes much, much longer.

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