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Sunday, October 21, 2001
Article

Why you should...
...get drunk

  • Illustration by Sandeep JoshiBecause you are happy.

  • Because you are sad.

  • Because you are in love.

  • Because you have been jilted.

  • Because you have been promoted.

  • Because you have been fired.

  • Because it is a beautiful moonlit night.

  • Because there is no moon tonight.

  • Because, thank God, earth is not flat.

  • Because of a bet.

  • Because you want to let your hair down.

  • Because it brings out the tiger in the mousy you.

  • Because you are a journalist.

  • Because you want to bitch unselfconciously.

  • Because you want to cry unashamedly.

  • Because nobody told you when to stop.

  • Because it is the most desirable thing to do.

  • Because what is a man without a drink in his hand?
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