Dental bill
A woman phoned her dentist
when she received a huge bill.
"I'm shocked!"
she complained.
"This is three times
what you normally charge."
"Yes, I know,"
said the dentist.
"But you screamed so
loudly, you scared away two other patients."
Blonde's English
A blonde finished her
English exam and came out of the hall.
Her friends asked how did
she do her exam, to which she replied "Exam was okay, but for the
past tense of THINK, I really thought, thought, thought hard... and at
last wrote - THUNK "
Culled from the Net by
Sunil Sharma
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