Mumbai grammarian eyes Guinness record
Mumbai grammarian eyes Guinness record
MUMBAI: Tenses in 30 seconds, punctuation in just over a minute and the entire English grammar in less than an hour may sound like a child’s fantasy, but a city-based grammarian claims to do exactly this.
Mr Sanjay Kumar Sinha, who has already been certified as the fastest grammar teacher in the country by Mumbai University, is aiming to get his name listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s fastest grammarian.
Mr Sinha has devised quick learning techniques and recently gave a live demonstration of the technique in front of more than 600 school students.
Children present at the demonstration appeared to easily grasp the techniques. Even other teachers were seen jotting them down.
"I used to be very bad in grammar when I was 16 and never managed to get the right answers. That’s when I decided to do an in- depth study of this subject. The rest is history, "Mr Sinha said.
His record to teach grammar looks something like this: tense in 30 seconds; change the voice in 50 seconds; indirect speech in one minute and 20 seconds; punctuation in one minute and 10 seconds; clauses in one minutes and 25 seconds; simple, complex and compound sentences in one minute 55 seconds; figures of speech in three minutes.
Mr Sinha has authored 14 books on grammar — the most popular being "The Queen’s Grammar".
"I have already
sent my application to the Guinness people. But I first need to show
my abilities here in India on one of the news channels to go
international and prove what I’m saying is possible," Mr Sinha
said. — IANS
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