Saturday, August 14, 2004
The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling.
"Careful! Careful! More oil! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more oil! They are going to stick! Careful! Careful! Turn them! Are you crazy! The oil is going to spill! Use more salt! The salt!"
The wife was very upset, "What is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I donít know how to fry an egg?"
The husband calmly replied, "This is to show you what it feels like for me when I am driving and you sit next to me..."
A man was bitten by a stray rabid dog. One of his friends went to see how he was and found him writing frantically. The friend told him rabies could be cured and he didnít have to worry about writing a will.
He said, "Will! What will? Iím making a list of the people I want to bite!"
ó Compiled by Sunil Sharma
This feature was published on August 7, 2004