Saturday, June 23, 2007

Run for cover

AN insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep, downhill grade. "I can’t stop! What should I do?" she shrilled." "Brace yourself," advised her husband, "and try to hit something cheap."

Real sense

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means." His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you ‘know’ what the Bible means?" "That’s easy, dad," the young boy replied excitedly, "it stands for Basic Information Before Leaving Earth."

Wrong message

A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station, sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here." The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."

Famous four

Four ants are moving through a forest. They see an elephant coming towards them. One ant says: "We should kill him." Second ant says: "No, let us break his leg only." Third ant says: "No we will just throw him away from our path." The fourth ant says with generosity: "No, we leave him this time because he is alone and we are four."

Spirited talk

When the wise company president learned that his employees`A0were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis during their`A0lunch hours, he issued the following memo: "To all employees: If you must drink during your lunch hour,`A0please drink whiskey.`A0It is better for our customers to`A0know you’re drunk than to think you’re stupid."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma