Saturday, July 14, 2007
A man visiting a doctor says: "Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your treatment".
The doctor replied: "But you are not one of my patients".
The man said: "I know, but my uncle Bill was, and I am his heir".
Miles to go
An English professor was stopped for speeding. When asked why she was driving so fast, she quoted Robert Frost: "I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep."
"But, Miss," replied the officer, handing her a ticket for speeding "Frost chose the road less travelled, and, unfortunately for you, this wasn’t it."
A man went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where’s the self-help section?"
The saleswoman smiled and said, "If I tell you, it would defeat the purpose".
A crew of highway maintenance workers was sent to repair some road signs that vandals had knocked down in a forested area. The first one they put back up was a symbol warning of a deer crossing.
As they moved down the road to repair the next sign, one crew member looked back and spotted a deer running across the highway. Turning to a co-worker he said, "I wonder how long he’s been waiting to cross?"
Fact or fiction
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called Man, The Master of Women?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I’ve found a man just like father!"
Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?"
Compiled by Sunil Sharma