Saturday, August 4, 2007
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
A woman sadly tells her husband: “We will not be together in heaven as we may die at different times, my dear.”
A close cut
A man walks into a barber shop and asks, “How much for a hair cut?” The barber says $12.50. The man asks, “And how much for a shave?” The barber says $1.50. The man then says, “Shave it all.”
A student burst into his professor’s office and says; “Professor Stigler, I don’t believe I deserve this the F you’ve given me.”
Bob meets Bill at the bar after work and is looking down in the dumps. “What’s wrong now Bob,” asked Bill. Bob replies, “They called in a management team and gave everyone in the office an aptitude test to see what they were best suited for.” “Yeah, so what’s the problem with that,” asks Bill. Bob sighs, “Well, it seems I’m best suited for unemployment.”
Compiled by Sunil Sharma