Saturday, November 17, 2007

Young wisdom

Little Johnny went to the doctor to get a vaccination. After the shot, the doctor pulled out a Band-Aid and started to cover the spot on his arm. Johnny asked him to put it on the other arm.

"But, I put it over where you got the shot to let others know that itís tender and they shouldnít touch it," replied the doctor. Answered Johnny, "You really donít know much about little kids".

Relative matter

A nurse noticed a man in golf attire pacing up and down outside the operating room where another golfer who had a golf ball driven down his throat was being treated. "Is he a relative of yours?" the nurse, stepping outside the room, asked the pacing golfer. "No," replied the man, "Thatís my ball!"

Sweet revenge

A man was bitten by a stray rabid dog. One of his friends went to see how he was and found him writing frantically. The friend told him rabies could be cured and he didnít have to worry about writing a will. He said, "Will! What will? Iím making a list of the people I want to bite."

Sharp shooter

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. "Itís for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says.

"He doesnít even know that Iím going to shoot him!"

Getting even

"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma