The plane was only
half full. When an attractive young woman asked a man if the
seat next to him was free, his male ego soared. Soon they were
chatting pleasantly, and she told him it was
her first flight.
"Mom told me
to sit next to someone I thought I could trust," she
confessed nervously. "And you look just like my dad."
Eye for detail
An old lady was
nervous because her eyesight was failing and she was afraid that
her friend whom she was expecting to marry might reject her. So,
she comes up with a plan to prove to him that she can see
perfectly. She puts a straight pin on a tree that is about 200
feet from her front porch. When her beau arrives, they sat in
the porch swing and are talking when she suddenly stops the
conversation and asks, "Is that a pin sticking in that
tree?" Her friend squints his eyes and says, "I donít
see a thing." "Well, Iím going to go and see,"
she says as she jumps up, runs towards the tree, and collides
with a cow.
A widower who
never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now
found himself missing her desperately. He went to a psychic to
see if he could contact his late wife.
The psychic went
into a trance. A strange breeze wafted through the darkened
room, and suddenly, the man heard the unmistakable voice of his
dearly departed wife.
he cried. "Is that you?"
husband." "Are you happy?" "Yes, my
husband." "Happier than you were with me?"
"Yes, my husband." "Then Heaven must be an
amazing place!" "Iím not in Heaven, dear."
Weight and watch
A lady noticed her
husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.
Thinking he was
trying to weigh less with this manoeuvre, she commented, "I
donít think thatís going to help." "Sure it
does," he said. "Itís the only way I can see the
Compiled by Sunil Sharma