real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the
deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he
had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are
you?" the boss scolded.
there and sell him a boat."
A drunken man gets
on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits
next to an elderly nun. She looks the man up and down and says,
"Iíve got news for you. Youíre going straight to
hell." The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts,
"Good heavens, Iím on the wrong bus."
A husband and wife
are arguing over some issue.
After much of a
discussion, the wife finally retorted: "Tell me dear, do
you want to win or be happy?
A man walked by a
table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards.
The dog was playing extraordinarily.
"This is a
very smart dog," the man commented. "Heís really not
so smart," said one of the players. "Every time he
gets a good hand, he wags his tail."
A wealthy man sat
in his attorneyís office. "Do you want the bad news first
or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.
"Give me the
bad news first."
found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
bad news?" the man asked incredulously. "I canít
wait to hear the terrible news." "Itís of you and
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