A little boy
knocks at the door and tells the owner that something of his had
found its way into her garage, and he wanted it back. The
homeowner opened the garage and noticed two additions; a
baseball and broken window sporting a baseball-sized hole.
"How do you
suppose this ball got in here?" she asked the child. Taking
one look at the ball, one look at the window, and one look at
the homeowner, the little boy exclaimed, "Wow lady! I must
have thrown it right through that hole."
A stockbroker was
nervous about being in prison because his cellmate looked like a
worry," the gruff looking fellow said, "Iím in here
for a white-collar crime too."
a relief,í" sighed the stockbroker. "I was sent to
prison for fraud and insider trading."
fancy like that for me," qualified the convict. "I
just killed a couple of priests."
nice of you to set up a blind date for your ex-boyfriend."
"I know, but
I donít hold any grudges." "Iím surprised he
trusted you enough to agree to go out with her."
"Well, I had to swear to him sheís Jennifer Lopezís
"Wow! Is that
lie. Sheís twice her weight and twice her age."
getting a divorce," said Jack to his mate, Bill. "My
wife hasnít spoken with me for six months."
Bill thought for a
moment and then replied, "Just make sure you know what youíre
doing, Jack. Wives like that are hard to find."
What is the
difference between a mother and a wife?
One woman brings
you into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to
Compiled by Sunil Sharma