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LAST night I woke up in the middle of my sleep with a horrible dream and a terrible scream. My wife also got frightened and said, "What happened?" "I was being unceremoniously stripped of a medal given to me for public service," I said wiping cold sweat from my forehead and sipping some water. She snatched the glass from my hand, gulped down the remaining water and rebuked me; "You haven’t got any medal for any service from anywhere. Go back to sleep." I thanked God that I hadn’t got any medal.
The next question is how to strip off those awards; either a peon from the Governor House should come and declare in a derogatory voice, "Sahib ne medal vapis mangvaya hai. Nikalo jaldi." The other option could be that the awardees should be invited to the President’s House. After reading out a recitation of shame in his name, the medal should be snatched disgracefully in front of the media.
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