| Good Motoring
 Sparkling traffic
                solar lights
 H. Kishie Singh
 
 ONE of India’s
                most famous festivals is Divali. Sadly, it comes only once a
                year. Delhi seems to have been encouraged to welcome the
                visitors to the Commonwealth Games by installing all kinds of
                lights along the city’s roads. In the Capital it appears as if
                the festival of lights is just round the corner. Possibly, one of
                the greatest recent inventions for road safety are the
                solar-powered flashing cat’s eyes. In days gone by, cat’s
                eyes were glass reflectors embedded into the road. They were
                usually white and glowed only when your car lights fell on them.
                Without a light to shine on them, they were useless. The solar-powered
                flashing lights come in three colours that control traffic —
                red, amber and green — in Delhi. There should be only two, red
                and amber. These lights are charged during the day and flash all
                night long. They need no regulators, timers or on/off switches.
                In a country where electricity is in perpetual short supply,
                these solar flashers are a boon to regulating traffic. Anyone who has
                ever walked, cycled or driven on a road knows what red, amber
                and green mean. Red means danger, amber means caution, and green
                means go! Go means no need to exercise caution; there is no
                danger. Proceed.
 
 
                  
                    |  A traffic sign on a Delhi road that makes no sense
 |  The road builders
                in Delhi seem to have got the meanings of these three colours
                confused, or the engineer in charge is colour blind. For people
                suffering from colour blindness, the easiest colours to confuse
                are red and green. Could this be the case, or plain, simple
                ignorance, or a desire to play with colours? The areas in
                Luteyns Delhi and Chanakyapuri have been recently carpeted, and
                solar cat’s eyes have been installed. Flashing green lights
                are at the edge of the road. The edge of the road should have
                red. Red means danger; the message being: The road ends here,
                keep your distance. Exercise caution! It is a mystery as
                to why green cat’s eyes have even been manufactured. They have
                no application anywhere. The only other colour that has some
                application is blue. It is for police use. Flashing red and blue
                lights will be seen on a police car on patrol duty. Red for
                danger coupled with blue, indicating police. A single blue dome
                light signifies a police official. Blue is for the exclusive use
                by the police. A red dome light means ambulance. VIPs also use a
                red beacon but the legitimacy is debatable. Another enigma the
                PWD has provided Delhi drivers is the signs put up as a road
                divides into two. They are put up in the centre as a road
                splits. Normally, they are white arrows on a blue background and
                point downwards. The message being "pass on either
                side." That is what the sign in the lower picture says. The
                picture on top has a sign that makes no sense. It is upside
                down. Also, note the size of the arrows. Completely different,
                no standardisation. Again, left to the whims and fancies of
                incompetent traffic managers. If they serve no
                purpose for regulating traffic, they are sure to amuse the
                visitors to the Commonwealth Games. They will provide comic
                relief from crumbling stadiums. Happy motoring. Driver’s pick Small scratches,
                scrapes and nicks will invite rust. Apply a coating of clear
                nail polish
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