Bait, please!

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing. An hour or so later, the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth.

Surgical error

A surgeon goes to return some books he borrowed from the library. The librarian quips after checking the books.

"Sir, your books are always returned with the last page missing in every single book." The surgeon replies, "I canít stop myself from removing an appendix when ever I see one."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma