Webside HUMOUR
Long wait

Sam had just proposed marriage to the love of his life and she had turned him down.

"If you donít marry me immediately," he threatened, "Iíll go to the lake, cut a hole in the ice, dive in and drown myself."

"Why this is May. The ice wonít cover the lake for eight months."

"O.K., then Iíll wait."

Getting rich

The teacher said, "Take a pencil and paper and write an essay with the title ĎIf I Were a Millionaire.í

Everyone but Joe, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write feverishly.

"Whatís the matter," the teacher asked. "Why donít you begin?"

"Iím waiting for my secretary," Joe replied.

Flight of fancy

"Iíve never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wonít you?

"All I can say maíam," said the pilot, "is that Iíve never left anyone up there yet!"

Fun time

Wife: "Letís go out and have some fun tonight".

Husband: "Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on".

Well practiced

Nurse: "Good morning, Mr Smith, you seem to be coughing much more easily this morning".

Mr Smith: "Thatís because Iíve been practicing all night".

Happy anniversary

A sad-faced man walked into a flower shop early one morning. From the look of him the clerk thought he was to order for a funeral piece, but soon realised his assumption was wrong as the man asked for a basket of flowers sent to his wife for their anniversary.

"And what day will that be?" the clerk asked.

Glumly he replied, "Yesterday."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma