Sam had just
proposed marriage to the love of his life and she had turned him
"If you donít
marry me immediately," he threatened, "Iíll go to
the lake, cut a hole in the ice, dive in and drown myself."
"Why this is
May. The ice wonít cover the lake for eight months."
"O.K., then Iíll
The teacher said,
"Take a pencil and paper and write an essay with the title
ĎIf I Were a Millionaire.í
Everyone but Joe,
who leaned back with arms folded, began to write feverishly.
matter," the teacher asked. "Why donít you
waiting for my secretary," Joe replied.
Flight of fancy
flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You
will bring me down safely, wonít you?
"All I can
say maíam," said the pilot, "is that Iíve never
left anyone up there yet!"
go out and have some fun tonight".
"Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall
morning, Mr Smith, you seem to be coughing much more easily this
"Thatís because Iíve been practicing all night".
A sad-faced man
walked into a flower shop early one morning. From the look of
him the clerk thought he was to order for a funeral piece, but
soon realised his assumption was wrong as the man asked for a
basket of flowers sent to his wife for their anniversary.
"And what day
will that be?" the clerk asked.
Glumly he replied,
Compiled by Sunil Sharma