groom was getting married to a doctorís daughter. At the
wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his
toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several
times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what everyone
assumed was a moment of deep emotion.
But after a
particularly long pause, he explained, "Iím sorry. I canít
seem to make out what Iíve written down." Looking out
into the audience, he asked, "Is there a pharmacist in the
Two blondes go
on a fishing trip. They rent all equipments: reels, rods, wading
suits, rowboat, car, and even a cabin in the woods. The first
day they go fishing, but they donít catch anything. The same
thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes
on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation,
one of the men catches a fish. As theyíre driving home they're
really depressed. One blonde turns to the other and says,
"Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us
The other guy
says, "Wow! Itís a good thing we didnít catch any
burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You
can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of
The man thought
for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked.
people just like you ó your equals."
it," retorted the defendant. "I donít want to be
tried by a bunch of thieves."
"Why was George Washington standing in the bow of the boat
as the army crossed the Delaware?"
"Because he knew if he sat down, he would have to
Marriage is a
relationship in which one person is always right, and the other
is a husband.
Compiled by Sunil Sharma