Webside HUMOUR
Wedding speech

A groom was getting married to a doctorís daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what everyone assumed was a moment of deep emotion.

But after a particularly long pause, he explained, "Iím sorry. I canít seem to make out what Iíve written down." Looking out into the audience, he asked, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"

Expensive fish

Two blondes go on a fishing trip. They rent all equipments: reels, rods, wading suits, rowboat, car, and even a cabin in the woods. The first day they go fishing, but they donít catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As theyíre driving home they're really depressed. One blonde turns to the other and says, "Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us $1500?"

The other guy says, "Wow! Itís a good thing we didnít catch any more!"

Trial and error

Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers."

The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked.

"Theyíre people just like you ó your equals."

"Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I donít want to be tried by a bunch of thieves."

History lesson

Teacher, "Why was George Washington standing in the bow of the boat as the army crossed the Delaware?"

Student, "Because he knew if he sat down, he would have to row."

Right & wrong

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

Compiled by Sunil Sharma