Webside HUMOUR
Tough day

A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted.

His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"

"It was terrible," her husband said. "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking."

New customer to Tech Support: "It says hit any key and when I do that nothing happens".

Tech Support: "Can you try again and tell me what happens?"

Customer: "Tried but nothing"

Tech Support: "What key did you hit?"

After a moment and some chick ling sound the customer replied, "Well, first I tried my car key and just now my office key."

A customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased with his meal that he asked to speak to the chef. The owner proudly led him into the kitchen and introduced him to the chef.

"Your veal parmigiana was superb," the customer said. "I just spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I ever had over there."

"Naturally," the chef said. "Over there, they use domestic cheese. Ours is imported!"

"Now, Joseph," said the teacher to the aggressive youngster, "what do you think your classmates would think of you if you were always kind and polite?"

"They’d think they could beat me up," promptly responded Joseph.

Compiled by Sunil Sharma