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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I’m here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."

"That’s quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I’m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed in an earthquake, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start an earthquake?" he asked.

A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.

Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren’t for my money, we wouldn’t be here at all!"

The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren’t for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn’t on a honeymoon, nor would there be any "we" in the first place."

One day, a salesman stopped by the Jones farm, knocked, and Mrs. Jones came to the door.

"Is your husband home, Ma’am?" he asked.

"Sure is. He’s over to the cow barn."

"Well, I got something to show him, Ma’am. Will I have any difficulty finding him?"

"Shouldn’t have any problem ... He’s the one with the beard and moustache."

Husband: "Have you seen this morning’s paper?"

Wife: "Yes, I wrapped the garbage in it."

Husband: "But I hadn’t seen it yet!"

Wife: "You didn’t miss much. Just some coffee grounds and a few orange peels."

Father: "I’m worried about your being at the bottom of the class."

Son: "Don’t worry, Dad, they teach the same stuff at both ends."

— Compiled by Sunil Sharma