Cousin Elly is
pretty adept at getting instructions mixed up.`A0 When she got
married, her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric
coffee makers.`A0It had all the latest features on it. Salesman
Riley carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug it
in, set the timer, one can even go to bed, and then upon rising,
the coffee is ready."
A few weeks
later Elly was back in the store, and Riley asked her how she
liked the coffee maker.
she replied, "However, thereís one thing I donít
understand. Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make
a pot of coffee?"
A husband and
wife are shopping at their local Wal Mart. The husband picked up
a case of beer and put it in their shopping cart.
you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.
back, we canít afford them," demands the wife. He put
back the case silently and they carry on shopping. A few aisles
further the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and put it in
the shopping cart. "What do you think youíre doing?"
asks the husband. "Itís my face cream. It makes me look
beautiful," replies the wife.
retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and itís half the
Two blondes had
a mule that was very hard working. The only problem was every
time they went to put the mule back in his stall, his ears would
brush the top of the entrance and then the old mule would go
nuts and kick everything.`A0 One day, the blondes decided to cut
a opening in the top of the stall, to prevent this from
happening. While they were working, a neighbour stopped by and
asked what they were doing, so they explained the problem.
suggested that they could save a lot of work and time if they
simply took a shovel and dug the entrance down a little bit. The
blondes thanked their neighbour and he drove off.
Suddenly the one blonde said to
the other, "Some stupid neighbour we have! Itís not his
feet that are too long. Itís his ears!
Compiled by Sunil Sharma