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 Mixed-up mithais
 Jaspal Bhatti
  Every
          year Diwali brings back adulteration days. For sweetshop owners and
          food inspectors, the festival brings prosperity. However, we do not
          depend upon food inspectors for checking and confiscating milawati
          khoya. Because, over the years, our stomachs have become used to
          digest any kind of adulterant. A few problems of food poisoning or
          gastrointestinal diseases do occur when food product manufacturers and
          sweet makers in India come up with new and cheap substitutes to be
          used as adulterants. We understand that it is very difficult for the
          government to reign in adulterators but they can at least test the
          adulterated samples of mithai on rats and monkeys before
          putting these in the market. But on second thought, activists working
          against cruelty to animals will protest.
 A healthy child in today’s
          context is one who can readily digest anything from chalk powder to
          diesel. A child, who can gulp down synthetic milk without falling sick
          in the process, is considered the bravest these days. Synthetic milk
          is generally a mixture of water, pulverised detergent or soap, sodium
          hydroxide, vegetable oil, salt and urea. A foreigner friend of
          mine asked, "I hear that you have a high level of food
          adulteration in your country. Don’t you fall sick after having such
          foods and sweets?" I replied, "We do fall sick but only a
          few Indian medicines can cure us." He asked, "Why only
          Indian medicines?" I said, "Because they are equally
          spurious." |