A wife says to
her engineer husband, "Could you please go to the store for
me and buy a carton of milk. And if they have eggs, get
A short time
later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife
asks, "Why the heck did you buy six cartons of milk?"
a hard-bitten man of early middle age, had evaded many a marital
trap, but was now hopelessly in love with pretty young Nancy.
Finally he said, "Will you marry me, Nancy?"
She smiled and
said, "Oh yes, George."
a long silence, till Nancy said, "Well, say something more,
said hollowly, "I think Iíve said too much as it
At 3 a.m., a
desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what
time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the
About an hour
later, he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker.
"What time does the bar open?" he asks.
as before...noon," replies the clerk.
passes and he calls again, plastered, "Whatjoo shay the bar
then, answers, "It opens at noon, but if you canít wait,
I can have room service send something up to you."
donít wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"
A woman rushed
into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the
express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his
back turned to her.
me," she said, "Iím in a hurry. Could you check me
turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down,
smiled and said, "Not bad."
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