Three guys were
working on a high-rise building project: Steve, Bill and
Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the
ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone
should go and tell his wife."
"OK, Iím pretty good at that sensitive stuff, Iíll do
later, he comes back carrying a six-pack beer.
"Where did you get that, Bill?"
wife gave it to me." Bill answers.
unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
gave you the beer?"
"Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to
her, ĎYou must be Steveís widow.í"
"No, Iím not a widow."
And I said,
"Wanna, bet me a six-pack?"
visited a marriage counsellor and said, "When we were first
married, I would`A0come home from the office, my wife would
bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around
barking. Now after 10 years, itís all different. I come home,
the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around
complain?" said the counsellor, "Youíre still
getting the same service."
A woman walks
into a lawyerís office and asks, "Is it true that if I
get divorced, Iím entitled to half of my husbandís
cases," answers the lawyer, "it is true. Are you
getting a divorce?"
yet," the woman replies. "First, Iíve got to get
A man was
watching FTV when suddenly his son came into the room. To
conceal his embarrassment, he said: ĎPoor girls, they donít
even have enough money to buy clothes.
replied: "If you want to see some girls even more poor than
them, I have a CD dad".
Compiled by Sunil