Webside HUMOUR

Sensitive news

Three guys were working on a high-rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Bill says, "OK, Iím pretty good at that sensitive stuff, Iíll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a six-pack beer.

Charlie says, "Where did you get that, Bill?"

"Steveís wife gave it to me." Bill answers.

"Thatís unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"

Bill says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, ĎYou must be Steveís widow.í"

She said, "No, Iím not a widow."

And I said, "Wanna, bet me a six-pack?"

Same service

A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said, "When we were first married, I would`A0come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after 10 years, itís all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."

"Why complain?" said the counsellor, "Youíre still getting the same service."

Getting divorced

A woman walks into a lawyerís office and asks, "Is it true that if I get divorced, Iím entitled to half of my husbandís possessions?"

"In most cases," answers the lawyer, "it is true. Are you getting a divorce?"

"Not yet," the woman replies. "First, Iíve got to get married."

Poor girls

A man was watching FTV when suddenly his son came into the room. To conceal his embarrassment, he said: ĎPoor girls, they donít even have enough money to buy clothes.

The son replied: "If you want to see some girls even more poor than them, I have a CD dad".

Compiled by Sunil Sharma