gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He
went to a doctor and the doctor fitted him with a hearing aid
that allowed him to hear 100 per cent. The elderly gentleman
went back in a month to the doctor who said, "Your hearing
is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear
replied, "Oh, I havenít told my family yet. I just sit
around and listen to their conversation. Iíve changed my will
Santa bought a
new car on loan. He didnít pay the dues. The bank took away
I knew this, Iíd have taken a loan for my marriage also".
looked troubled," a man told his friend, "whatís
"Iím going to be a father."
wonderful," "Whatís problem in it?"
problem is my wife doesnít know about it yet."
nice of you to set up a blind date for your ex-boyfriend."
but I donít hold any grudges."
surprised he trusted you enough to agree to go out with
had to swear to him sheís Jennifer Lopezís double."
lie. Sheís twice her weight and twice her age."
A woman was
complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home
late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once
my husband came home at three oíclock in the morning, and from
my bed I call out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured
him!" asked the woman, "but how". The neighbour
said, "You see, his name is Bill."
When a married
man says: "Iíll think about it", what he really
means that, "He doesnít know his wifeís opinion
Compiled by Sunil Sharma