The first morning after the honeymoon, the husband got up early, went down to the kitchen, and brought his wife her breakfast in bed. Naturally, she was delighted.
Then he spoke: "Did you notice how I got you the breakfast?"
"Of course, dear. Every single detail!"
"Good. Thatís how I want my breakfast to be served every morning."
A worker was called on
the carpet by his supervisor for talking back to his foreman. "Is
it true that you called him a liar?
Laws of nature
Nature has many laws
that hold fast and true. For example, a baby ape will always grow-up
to be an ape; likewise, a baby baboon will
A woman loses both ears
in an accident. A plastic surgeon she consults tells her that ear
transplants are still in the testing stage, but he will do what he
can. The woman undergoes the operation, and after sometime she returns
to the surgeonís office to have the bandages removed and the
stitches taken out. After examining her, the doctor tells her
everything seems to have gone well, and she seems pleased with his
work. The next day, however, she calls the plastic surgeon in a rage.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he said. "My dad taught me." "Good! Can you tell me what comes after three." "Four," answers little Johnny.
"What comes after six?"
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a good job.
What comes after ten?"
"A jack," says little Johnny.
A lady was telling her guest that on her 41st birthday, she received, among other presents, an extravagantly expensive wrinkle-removing cream from her teenage daughter.
"And what did she give you last year?" a guest asked the mom.
Her reply without hesitation was: "The wrinkles!"