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Posted at: Jun 13, 2018, 12:41 AM; last updated: Jun 13, 2018, 12:41 AM (IST)

Is Trump-Kim hard to digest?

Trump-Kim memes have gone viral and so have Priyanka Chopra and Meghan Markle’s. Netizens don’t let anyone ‘bee’...

Amarjot Kaur

Some people enjoy popularity, others, like Donald Trump, suffer from it. A photograph of the US President from the G7 summit is breaking the net and it seems to perfectly sum up the state of affairs: It’s Trump against the world! Even as he met North Korean leader Kim Jong Un amicably at the Singapore summit on Tuesday, netizens would just not let him ‘bee’. Yes, our social-media stalker, bee, has been scrolling through Instagram and Trump-Kim memes have gone viral. But bee’s just warming up yet; it’s been beehiving itself for a ritzy tea party with its elitist wanna-bees. As it prepares a nectar punch for the snooty, bourgeois bees, while explaining to them the global socio-political scenario, they bring up far more pressing issues. 

Dress the stress out

“Did you see Priyanka’s dress at Nick Jonas’s cousin’s wedding? She’s so classy. I love the couple. They’ve gone viral,” says the nauseatingly hyper-excited Wormès. But, Drada interrupts midway: “Talking of classy, did you see Meghan Markle’s bare-shoulder dress as she made her trooping the colour debut on Saturday? It was ridiculous and how that poor girl was trolled online! Things you can’t get away with even if you are married to a rich man. Get a rich deal for yourself too, bee!” Along with Kucchi and Murmerry, the bees get down to chasing the reaction that this big news garnered on social media: 

Samantha van Dalen@londonsouffle

I’m afraid neither the dress nor the hair are appropriate and she knows it. Is it too much to show the Queen respect? #MeghanMarkle

1967 Borders@wb1967


For those who love British tradition, dignity, and history, #MeghanMarkle is a disaster. Another instance of American arrogance and liberal feminist, she breaks protocol with her dress again. She only thinks of herself and snubs the British. @KensingtonRoyal

But then, there were some who trolled the self-appointed fashion police right back. “I feel fashion shamming is the worst thing. Some even feel that Justin Trudeau wore fake eyebrows at G7 summit,” the subversive bee responds, agitated and flustered. 

Darlene Raysor@DarleneRaysor

Replying to @sacunning and 3 others

The Duchess of Looked quiet stunning in her pink dress. She is a real class act.

carol ann schotter@schotsie4826

Replying to @sacunning and 3 others

Her outfit is gorgeous. She has the perfect figure for it. Stop hating on her. 

Browbeat this:

Tim Young@TimRunsHisMouth

Justin Trudeau wears fake eyebrows... that fell off after he met with Trump st G-7.

Art of the Deal Chapter 19: Brow beating.

JLM @SocialNews99

So one eyebrow has already fallen off and the second one is not far behind. Am I seeing this right?

Its showtime!

‘House of Cards’ trailer is out. After the #MeToo controversy, Kevin Spacey was kicked off the new season. Both, Twitter users and the bourgeois bee group are impressed. But bee’s friends are all about making the big look better. “India defeated Kenya 2-0 to lift the Intercontinental Cup at Mumbai Football Arena on Sunday. My husband won the bet and he’s now taking me for a trip to Europe,” Murmerry shouts with joy as Kucchi rejects all food because it spotted a cockroach at bee’s hive. “But it’s a jungle in here,” the bee tries to reason, in vain. 

It’s Rahul Gandhi again!

With several suggestions on how the cutlery should be laid forms a major part of the conversation now; until Funky Monkey drops by. ‘Coca-Cola was started by a person who sold shikanji’, Rahul Gandhi said recently and gave Twitter another reason to troll him. Gandhi was trying to take a jibe at PM Modi and make a point that while big businessmen are given privileges, farmers are being ignored. Soon with hashtag #AccordingToRahulGandhi meme-makers took a sarcastic route. “Also, Shahid Afridi has tamed a lion at his house. Sh*t rich people do!” laughs Funky. 

Murmerry, Kucchi, Wormès and Drada are offended.


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