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                |  Sunday,
                  September 23, 2001
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                |  | Why you should......dye your hair
 
          
             Because then you’ll
            be worth dying for!
            Because you don’t
            want to have the never-say-dye spirit.
            Because everybody
            else is doing it. And you hate exceptions.
            Because then you
            can wear a new look to match the days of the week. Deep plum to keep
            away Monday morning blues.....brazen burgundy to be in sync with
            Saturday night fever.....
            Because you want to
            keep your boyfriend/girlfriend guessing about how you’ll look on
            the next date.
            Because you don’t
            want people to think you’re 50 when you’re just 30.
            Because you can
            make your guy burn with passion by sporting auburn.
            Because your
            partner doesn’t want to sing "O, kali zulphon wale, O,
            albele matwale" for you. She prefers you with the more
            in-tune -with-the-times dark tan zulphein.
            Because you don’t
            want people mistaking you for danseuse Chandralekha.
            Because you’d
            rather be a dye-hard youth.Because you believe in the dictum:
            do or dye.
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