|Saturday, March 22, 2003||
is a strong element of kill-joy in all religions except Hinduism. They
laud abstinence from pleasures like enjoying good food and wine, making
and seeing beautiful things vis. paintings, sculpture and women;
listening to good music and dancing. Just about everything that gives
pleasure, men of religion denounce as sinful. They have more don’ts
than do’s in their codes of conduct. Hinduism leaves people alone.
Though it also has its ascetics who are celibate, practise austerities (tapasya)
for most adherents religion is fun with a succession of joyous
festivals — Holi, Dasehra and Divali — which are celebrated with
singing of bhajans, dancing with abandon and generally having a good
time. It does not have a rigid code of commandments. Its motto is ‘do
as you like without hurting other people’. So its gods and goddesses
are closer to human beings — they make love, cheat on each other,
steal, lie, squabble and yet manage to maintain their divinity in people’s
eyes. Hence many non-Hindus question Hinduism’s claim to be called a
religion. It is a way of life where everyone is allowed to do as he or
she thinks, but it is not a religion like zoroastrianism, Jainism,
Buddhism, Judaism, Christianity, Islam or Sikhism.
"Man’s life on earth is a warfare,"he says, quoting Job. "The source of temptation lies within your own nature, since we are born with an inclination towards evil."And continues, "If you wish to achieve stability and grow in grace, remember always that you are in exile and pilgrim on this earth." Besides exhorting people to control their senses, he was obsessed with death. He writes: "Blessed is the man who keeps the hour of his death always in mind, and daily prepares himself to die. Death is the end of all men; and the life of man passes away suddenly as a shadow.... keep yourself a stranger and a pilgrim upon earth, to whom affairs of the world are of no concern."It is certainly not a cheerful message for he also lauds sorrow as a "cleanser of the soul".
One may well ask these men of faith: Why did our Maker give us eyes, ears, tongue, nose and the sense of feeling if he did not want us to use them? And though we all know death is inevitable, does thinking about it all the time help in overcoming its fear and making the passage from life to lifelessness any smoother? The answer to both questions is ‘No’. Enjoy your life by indulging your senses to the full; and when death comes, it comes whether or not you have thought about it all your life.
Swami Dayanand and astrology
It is my impression that a high proportion of Hindus of northern India subscribe to the Arya Samaj and look upon Swami Dayanand Saraswati as the avatar of modern India. So I find it baffling that so many of them continue to believe in astrology which by no stretch of imagination can be called a science. (Dr Murli Manohar Joshi and Singhal notwithstanding). Quite a few also practise it as a profession and read horoscopes on TV channels. I am beholden to Rajpal Agarwal of Faridabad for sending me relevant passages from Swamiji’s Satyarth Prakash in which he spelt out his views on the subject:
".....when these ignorant people go to an astrologer and say ‘O Sir! what is wrong with this person"? He replies, ‘The sun and other stars are maleficent to him. If you were to perform a propitiatory ceremony, or have magic formulae chanted, or prayers said, or specific acts of charity done, he will recover, otherwise I should not be surprised, even if he were to lose his life after a long period of suffering.’
"Inquirer — ‘Well, Mr Astrologer, you know, the sun and other stars are but inanimate things like this earth of ours. They can do nothing but give light, heat, etc. Do you take them for conscious being possessed of human passions, of pleasure and anger, that when offended, bring on pain and misery, and when propitiated, bestow happiness on human beings?’
"Astrologer — ‘Is it not through the influence of stars, then, that some people are rich and others poor, some are rulers, whilst others are their subjects?’
"Inq. — ‘No, it is all the result of their deeds...good or bad.’
"Ast. — ‘Is the science of stars untrue then?’
"Inq. — ‘No, that part of it which comprises arithmetic, algebra, geometry, etc., and which goes by the name of astronomy is true; but the other part that treats of the influence of stars on human beings and their actions and goes by the name of astrology is all false.’
"Ast. — ‘Is then the horoscope of no value?’
"Inq. — ‘No, and it should be named nor horoscope, but death knell of happiness; because the birth of a child gladdens every heart in the family, but this happiness lasts only so long as the horoscope is not cast, and the aspect of the planets is not read out to the parents.’
"When the priest, after the birth of the child, suggests the casting of a horoscope, his parents say to him. ‘Oh, sir! Cast a very good horoscope.’ Then the astrologer brings the horoscope, well bespangled with red and yellow lines if they be rich, or a plain one if they be poor. They ask him if the aspect is beneficent. He answers, ‘I will read it out to you as it is; his stars of nativity are good, and so are the stars that govern the relation of social relations. He will be rich and respectable, will have good health; and be a ruler among men.’
"Upon hearing this, the parents say, ‘Well done sir! Well done! You are a very nice man.’
"The astrologer thinks it would not pay him to say nice things only, so he adds, ‘These are all his lucky stars, but there are others that are maleficent. On account of the position of such and such stars, he will meet with his death in his 8th year.’ On hearing this, all their happiness is converted into great distress, and they say to the astrologer, ‘Oh, sir. What shall we do? What shall we do now?’ The astrologer answers, ‘Propitiate the stars’. They ask, ‘How can we do it?’ He says, ‘Do such and such act of charity, have the hymns relating to the stars chanted, feed the priests, and it is very likely that the maleficence of the stars will be warded off.’ The qualifying words very likely have been used by way of precaution, because, if the child died he could say, ‘How could I help it? I cannot override the will of God. I did my utmost and so did you, but it was so ordained from the first on account of his misdeeds in the previous life.’ But if the child lived he could say, ‘Behold the power of our incantations, gods and priests; Ihave saved the life of your child.’ But really, if their incantations and prayers fail, and the child dies, these rogues should be made to pay double or treble the money given to them, and if the child lives, they should still be made to pay because, as they themselves say, there is no soul living that can undo the law of God or evade the consequences of one’s deeds. The parents can say to them, "This child has survived in consequence of his deeds, and according to the laws of God, and not through your help." The same answer should be given to gurus (so-called spiritual fathers or teachers), who prescribe certain acts of charity to their dupes and then appropriate the gifts themselves, as has been given to the astrologers above. Lastly, a word about shitla and charms. These are nothing but downright frauds and quackery.
"Should anyone say: ‘If I were to give a charmed bangle or locket to any person, my god or saint would ward off all evils from him through the power of the charm or of incantations.’ To such a person the following questions should be put: Can you by your charms evade death, or the laws of God or the consequences of your deeds? Many a child dies in spite of your charms and incantations; ay, even your own children die; why can’t you save them? Will you be able to save yourself from death? These questions, that rascal and his fraternity can never answer, and they soon find that the game is not worth the candle."
I wonder why in this weather cold
My wife has become so overbold:
If I come from the office late
She curses her pre-destined fate.
If I don’t meet her high demand
She shoots sharp arrows of reprimand.
"You are a heartless husband", says she
"You care two hoots for me.
You will throw away money in a drain
But you will not get me a golden chain.
You go on pointing my error after error
Doesn’t it amount to act of terror?
My patience is exhausted, my heart is sore
I can’t bear your taunts any more.
Mend your ways, or note the fact
Police will arrest you under Terror Act."
(Courtesy: G.C. Bhandari, Meerut)