
Manmohan
Singhs dilemma
A FORMER Finance Minister and
senior Congress leader, Dr Manmohan Singh, appears to be
in a dilemma these days. The politician in him seems to
have got the better of the economist. His earlier
balanced approach to economic issues have given way to
criticism of the BJP-led alliances policies, with
whom he hopes to make the votes sway the Congress way.
He has of late been
pooh-poohing the governments claim of a healthy
economy, a low inflation rate and a tight check on prices
of essential commodities. He also does not agree with the
governments claim that the booming stock market
indices are an indication that the economy is in the pink
of its health.
Reacting to the record
low inflation rate of below 2 per cent, Dr Manmohan Singh
says that it was being kept at an artificial level by the
government. Wait for the bubble to burst, he has been
saying. The rising prices of petroleum products in the
international market is bound to have an effect on the
oil pool account and subsequently on the fiscal deficit.
Dr Manmohan Singh has been warning of an imminent rise in
the prices of diesel.
The stock market boom,
too, he has been saying was not a true indicator. I
dont want to hurt sentiments but there is something
wrong in it. As for the booming economy, the former
Finance Minister says the government has nothing to do
with it. It is Gods hand and good rains that have
contributed to a good agriculture performance.
BJP leaders are
flabbergasted at Dr Manmohan Singhs reactions. What
happens to all statistics. It is the politician rather
than the economist speaking, is what they have to say.
Bofors
boom
The BJP seems to have
become obsessed with Bofors and Ottavio Quattrocchi these
days. Leading the attack is senior journalist and BJP
spokesman, Arun Shourie, who is making the most of all
that he wrote as an Editor on the subject.
However, there is a
limit to the scribes patience who has to report the
daily briefing of the BJP.
The other day all
media-persons got together to pin down Mr Shourie. The
unanimous question to Mr Shourie was that why was he
referring to Ottavio Quattrocchi all the time when there
were more people associated with the scandal? What about
the Hindujas? The Hinduja brothers, who are known
supporters of the BJP, have been flying in and out of
India for quite some time.
It was at this point
that Mr Shourie went back to his days as the Editor of a
national daily and referred to all his writings on the
Bofors deal. What Mr Shourie apparently forgot was that
his writing on the subject as an Editor was quite a
different thing from talking on the subject as a
politician.
Mid-air
temper
Private aircraft is very
much in vogue these days, thanks to elections. However,
pilots who operate these aircraft say it is not an easy
job to ferry high-flying politicians. The politicians
have their tempers and tantrums.
For instance, the other
day the Minister of State, Ms Uma Bharti, who is known
for her fiery temper literally caught a pilot by the
scruff of his neck. The reason: Ms Bharti was to land at
the Ahmedabad airport and the pilot instead tried to land
in a helipad in Gandhinagar. According to sources privy
to the incident, Ms Bhartis chopper was not granted
permission to land at the Ahmedabad airport as the Prime
Minister was expected to land there. The control tower
directed that the minister be taken to Gandhinagar
instead.
Just when the pilot was
preparing to land at Gandhinagar, the sources said Ms
Bharti was incensed at the treatment meted out to her.
She went to the cockpit and literally caught the pilot
and asked him to divert the chopper back to Ahmedabad. It
was only after a lot of pleading and explaining to the
control tower that Ms Bharti was allowed to land at the
Ahmedabad airport. The pilot, however, has been issued a
show-cause notice by the Directorate-General of Civil
Aviation.
However, men and women
who fly the politicians say not all of them are so
difficult. In this regard, cine actor-turned politician
Shatrughan Sinha is the most popular person with them. He
makes no demands. Moreover, he never takes off before 11
a.m. and makes it a point to round off his tour by 7 p.m.
It is indeed a bonanza for the harassed pilots who often
have to fly at all odd hours to ferry politicians from
one end to the other.
Upside
down devils number
One has heard people
getting upset with the devil number 666 but
one never imagined that its mirror image would also be a
cause of concern in this century.
Speculations were rife
in the Information Technology sector that on September 9,
1999 (9.9.99) there would be total chaos in the computer
systems. The reason earlier computer software used
the four figures to direct the systems to shut down.
Computer pundits predicted that there were several
systems in current use which still used that software.
September 9 would be a trial match of the Y2K problem,
that would besiege computer systems at the turn of the
century. However, the pundits were proved wrong as
nothing went haywire on that fateful day.
The pundits of the
astrological kind also joined the fray. Several
astrologers were of the opinion that the day was special
because of its numerical constellation and people with
birth number nine would gain due to the blessing of the
star. They advised people to offer pujas and embark on
any good work on that day.
The trait was not
confined to India alone. Even a prominent Thai astrologer
said the day would bring immense luck to Thailand and the
country would once again ride on a successful economic
boom. One only hopes that the astrological pundits
dont go the way of the computer pundits.
Campaigning
Samajwadi style
Samajwadi Party
candidates are using different modes for their election
campaigns. From helicopters and aeroplanes to the real
Samajwadi style of campaigning on bicycles, all are being
put to use to ensure that the right message goes across
to the people.
With the reports of the
party losing tremendous ground in its areas, the
Samajwadi Party chief, Mr Mulayam Singh Yadav, has been
hopping from one constituency to the other in a chopper.
He has also been using the services of a private plane to
make his journey more comfortable. His party spokesman
and right-hand man, Mr Amar Singh, has also been going
around in a similar manner.
However, the Samajwadi
Party candidate from Morena, Mr Mata Prasad Chandouri,
has actually taken lead in showing what the samajwad is
all about. He is sweating it out on a bicycle, which
incidentally is also the symbol of the party. However,
the top party leadership seems to have forgotten to
associate themselves with it in real terms.
Apparently, Mr
Chandouri, who had been zipping past in his government
vehicle with a red light flashing on top, has been going
from village to village in this constituency, which was
once famous for its dacoits, on a bicycle to ensure that
people remember where to put the stamp while voting. He,
while ensuring that the party was not ignored has also
ensured that the samajwad was also displayed to the
people in the right perspective.
MTNL
woes
The Mahanagar Telephone
Nigam Limited (MTNL), which claims to be the lifeline of
Delhi can be trusted to cut connections of unsuspecting
customers.
Recently an entire group
of subscribers at an exchange were shocked to hear that
their services were withdrawn due to non-payment.
As harassed subscribers
landed at the Accounts Office, and showed the staff bills
which the MTNL said were unpaid, as cleared. They coolly
replied that since their computer did not reflect
payment, they promptly disconnected.
Such efficiency, of
course, is never seen when the phones go dead. But it
appears the MTNL does not spare anyone as a legal
consultant to the MTNL found to his dismay. The
department cut the connection on similar grounds of a
telephone of someone in judicial service, and the lawyer
had some bit of explaining to do for such exemplary
service by the MTNL. Needless to say the lawyer must have
exceeded his brief pleading for the indefensible MTNL.
Contributed by SB, T.V.
Lakshminarayan, K.V. Prasad, Girja Shankar Kaura &
P.N. Andley.

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