Footloose in the hills, with no strings attached
In my wanderings over the hills and after visually dissecting the garbage that one sees blocking streams and rivulets, there are a surprising number of shoes
Apart from being plain old footwear, shoes have several other uses. They can be used to garland wrongdoers, flung at perceived wrongdoers and dangling from a bumper, they may ward off the evil eye of potential wrongdoers. In the absence of the real thing, a strategically-placed painted shoe, preferably a jutti-style one with a long curvy front, may suffice to deflect intended malevolence to a hapless, shoeless vehicle.